"HEBREW SCHOOL DROPOUT" Starring Dave Konig

Maplewood's What Exit? Theatre company Presents

“HEBREW SCHOOL DROPOUT”
Or: How I Converted From Judaism to Catholicism and Back to Judaism AND Lost Those Stubborn Last 10 Pounds!

Burgdorf Center in Maplewood
April 10 @ 8 PM
April 11, 18, 25 @ 3 PM

3-time Emmy Award winning comedian Dave Konig takes theatergoers on a journey of faith…with really bad Mapquest directions!

In this hilarious, and touching, new comedy, Konig goes from being a “lousy” Jew who doesn’t fit in with the good Jews (“It’s like they all spoke a secret language I didn’t know. Actually they did – it’s called Hebrew…”), to a convert to Catholicism (“I was attracted to the camaraderie of Catholicism as depicted in such movies as The Godfather, and The Godfather Part Two- actually, my desire to be a Catholic might have really been a desire to be an Italian…”), to a national spokesman for the Catholic Church as a radio host on Sirius’ The Catholic Channel (“I felt out of place. It’s like they all spoke a secret language I didn’t know. Actually they did – it’s called Latin…”), to, maybe, an ever-so-slightly-better-than-lousy Jew.

In between he experiences life-changing encounters with Marisa Tomei, Adam Sandler, Deepak Chopra, and two of The Three Stooges!

This is a show for anyone who’s ever had faith, lost faith, found new faith, or just had a plain, old mid-life crisis…

$15.00 - $25.00

Burgdorff Center
10 Durand Road
Maplewood, NJ 07040

Purchase tickets online at: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/93545

Or contact:

Bev Sheehan
P.O. Box 192
Maplewood, NJ 07040
973-763-4029
bev@whatexittheatre.com
www.whatexittheatre.com